Chiang Mai X-Centre

Things Got Ya Down?  Well Then, Con­sider These.
In a hospital’s Inten­sive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sun­day morn­ing, at about 11:00 am, regard­less of their med­ical con­di­tion.  This puz­zled the doc­tors and some even thought it had some­thing to do with the super nat­ural.  No one could solve the mys­tery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sun­day, so a world­wide team of experts was assem­bled to inves­ti­gate the cause of the inci­dents.  The next Sun­day morn­ing, a few min­utes before 11:00 AM all of the doc­tors and nurses ner­vously waited out­side the ward to see for them­selves what the ter­ri­ble phe­nom­e­non was all about.  Some were hold­ing wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spir­its.  Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie John­son, the part-time Sun­day sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life sup­port sys­tem so he could use the vac­uum cleaner.

Still Hav­ing a Bad Day?
The aver­age cost of reha­bil­i­tat­ing a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a spe­cial cer­e­mony, two of the most expen­sively saved ani­mals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlook­ers.  A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are hav­ing a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her hus­band in the kitchen shak­ing fran­ti­cally, almost in a danc­ing frenzy, with some kind of wire run­ning from his waist towards the elec­tric ket­tle.  Intend­ing to jolt him away from the deadly cur­rent, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, break­ing his arm in two places.  Up to that moment, he had been hap­pily lis­ten­ing to his Walk­man.

Are Ya OK Now? — No?
Two ani­mal rights defend­ers were protest­ing the cru­elty of send­ing pigs to a slaugh­ter­house in Bonn, Ger­many.  Sud­denly, all two thou­sand pigs broke loose and escaped through a bro­ken fence, stam­ped­ing madly.  The two help­less pro­test­ers were tram­pled to death.

What?  STILL hav­ing a Bad Day?
Iraqi ter­ror­ist Khay Rah­na­jet didn’t pay enough postage on a let­ter bomb.  It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it.  For­get­ting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.  God is Good!

There now, Feel­ing Better?