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New Security Levels!!!

Posted on 15. Jan, 2010 by .

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Something to make You Laugh on a Friday!!! New Terrorist Security Levels!!! The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been [...]

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